Tag: humor
member name: Chelsea B.
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December 17, 2007 11:45 PM EST --
This is a quiz I copied from Altair Ego's articles...looked very cute. G'head and copy it from me if you like it. (:
Getting to Know Me
-Bandstand Edition- . . .
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December 23, 2007 02:09 AM EST --
Hey, all! Just wanted to plug a few webcomics I frequent. :)
XKCD - A very nerdy webcomic I adore. Comes out on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.
Cyanide & Happiness - This one gets . . .
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December 22, 2007 01:51 PM EST --
This song thing completely reminds me of our group. Only, it's with potatoes.
But switch that out with points and we've got it.
Oh, and Gollum is the non-Gather person. Those poor, sad . . .
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December 15, 2007 06:49 PM EST --
So I started a diet two days ago - specifically, Atkins. So far two pounds down! (18 more to go.)
I'm not gonna lie...Atkins can wreck hell with your health, in my opinion, but it's . . .
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December 19, 2007 12:19 AM EST --
1) "404 points? Maybe it went up..." *refresh* "Dang! 404...maybe it went up..." *refresh* "Dang! Maybe now.."
2) You have a bad day and all you can think is, "Man, . . .
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December 22, 2007 09:11 PM EST --
Don't stop me if you've heard this one:
There was a little boy by the name of Billy. Billy was an ordinary little boy who did ordinary little boy things, like playing, eating, bathing, destroying . . .
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December 23, 2007 02:18 AM EST --
So we went to Fry's and they had Guitar Hero 2 set up...so this older gentleman - he must have been sixty-five - went and tried it. He maybe missed two notes. Rather amazing. Then a boy about half . . .
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December 14, 2007 10:31 PM EST --
Once upon a time
(An awful way to start a rhyme)
My mother said, "Dear, now listen,
You're gorgeous and you glisten,
I've signed you up for a modelling course."
Apparently . . .
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December 14, 2007 10:39 PM EST --
I swoon! ? for coming is the man of whom I've longed for!
Speak not of those who have come before and trodden upon my long beaten-down heart ?
Those I loved, true,
But shallow was my love,
Shallow, . . .
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December 14, 2007 10:41 PM EST --
It seems to methat everyone
Has entirely too little fun.
For unless you want to drink a mocha,
Watch some wasps, or do the polka,
A computer has it all,
It even has a shopping mall.
Your time . . .
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December 14, 2007 11:08 PM EST --
Hey, Mrs. Edwards? Miss? Yes, hello.
Just wanted to inform youof a few things. Now if you'll just listen to me for a bit, that wouldbe great - no, I'm not a telemarketer. I got this number . . .
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December 14, 2007 10:34 PM EST --
Writing essays on Shakespeare
Is never quite fun.
But I must say that I
Shall never be outdone.
For I understand
What others do not:
There are rules to these essays ?
And, really, not a lot. . . .
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December 14, 2007 10:42 PM EST --
I know I shouldn't be
Awake
At this
Time of
Night.
I should be
Sleeping
In my bed
Nice and snug and
Tight.
But I just
Glanced
Down at my
Watch and it said
1:21.
So I said, "To . . .
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December 14, 2007 10:43 PM EST --
Winter is cold, naught be it for the toasty fires families cuddle around whilst some
Brave children, scared not of the fallen snow, venture outdoors, playing
Games that their little siblings are not . . .
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